Monday, May 28, 2007

SOB!!

Why do men tend to think women who go clubbing are cheap sluts? Seriously!! Just because we drink & dance our ass off does not mean we're easy. In fact, we are far from easy cos I think those women that think they're too good to do all things they deem 'cheap' are much much easier then us.

Last Friday, my friend & I decided to hit the clubs as it's been a while since we had our ladies night together. So there we were, drinking our long island teas & flirting with this cute hunk when this good for nothing guy came to our place & had the nerve to grope my ass. Serious shit...he didn't even have the decency to say hi. Just GROPE it like it's his to begin with. Now you might think it could be an accident, but trust me when I say, I know how accident feels like. That was definitely groping. Anyways, I was too high at the time to care so I just grab my friend & decided to hit the dance floor & guess who followed us??!! The stupid perverted asshole!!! He strategically station himself behind me & (yup, you guess it) grope my ass again.

Now I was beginning to think perhaps there's a sign on my back that says, 'Grope My Ass' cos it can't be of all the assess there was at the club that night, my ass seem to be the one he's obsessing about. So I turn to him, gave him the biggest smile a woozy women could give & told him use his hands instead to shove his short dick up his own damn ass & go fuck himself!! (I think I said that loud enough that people standing around us can actually hear). Stupid guy didn't even wait for me to finish ........he just left, perhaps to find another ass to drool after.

Where do these guys came from??? Has it been that long since I've been out there that there's this new breed of guys that just do it, ask questions later. Groping ass is suppose to make me interested in you for some reason?! Is it a secret code I'm suppose to know?

'Ooooo.....that was nice of you to grope my ass. I'm interested in you too. Now can I grab your dick so that I can figure out your size then perhaps if I think your size is perfect, you can buy me a drink?'

The nerve of some fuck idiot!!!






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