EVER EVER AFTER

I when to watched Enchanted last night because it looked like one of those feel good movie with a sure happy ending. I love a happy ending cos you rarely get those in real life. Anyway, the movie did put a smile on my face. All Disney movies does that to you.

However being a believer that there is no such thing as a happily ever after, I must say I HAVE NOT CHANGE MY MIND. There is no happily ever after. So you finally meet that Prince Charming of yours & take that plunge of saying I DO. Do you think that Prince Charming of yours will be charming 3 years later??

It's great if you think he will but seriously, could life be that perfect? In the real world, couples have to work hard on making a relationship work. Some days it will be a happy one but most days it will just be an ok one. But to say Ever After is almost like saying you'll be in ecstasy for the rest of your life. They don't create pills for E if you can get that au naturel.

Bottom line is, it's great to want to believed in a fairy tale ending. Just don't expect McDreamy to come knocking on your door anytime soon ( but a McReality probably would).

How to Decide who to Marry?

There was a man who had 3 very loving girlfriends. They are all pretty and nice. And he's having great trouble trying to decide who to marry. So, he gave each one of them $5,000 and see what they do with the money.

The first one, went out shopping. Bought nice clothes & do up her hair and everything. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to make myself look pretty and nice because I know you like it. Just for you." He's touched. This girl did everything so that he will love her.

The second girlfriend took the money and bought all kinds of nice clothes and latest gadgets for him. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to buy you gifts and things that you like. I love you so much that I left nothing for myself." He's very touched. She gave everything to him.

The third girlfriend took the money and invested them into the stock market.
Within 5 days, the money doubled. She took out the $5000, gave it back to him and the balance she opened another investment account. She said to him: "I love you so much that I'll help you grow your money so you won't have to worry about living. I'll take care of everything for you.". Naturally, he's touched too. This girl is so intelligent and so loving.

Then he had to make a decision on who to marry; and he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

Morale of the story: Men will always be men...

I HATE BEING SETUP ON A BLIND DATE!!

Especially if I have NO CLUE about it. What is it about married friends who seem to think that they are doing us a BIG FAVOUR by setting us up with the next 'jantan' that seem to be available. Forget the fact that neither of us have anything in common or if the so call person (i.e. ME) wanted to be set up at the first place. And to make things worst, these friends of mine keep saying stuff like...

BET YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED NEXT YEAR (first meeting & already about marriage, it's just plain embarrassingly, especially to me ) or

SHE'S A GOOD COOK SO YOU ARE SO LUCKY (eh??? do you have to tell a complete stranger that, so he'll know how marketable I am)


PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT MATCH MAKE ME and think you are doing me a favour. I have nothing against it but make sure when you guys want to do so, be sure THAT GUY can at least SPEAK instead of staring at my face or hair or what ever he was staring at. It's just plain rude. You guys know me long enough to know what type of men interest me. Don't insult me by assuming that any guy is good enough. I don't mean to be a snob but I had my heart broken once , so don't think just because he has a dick he's good enough. So please stop doing me a favour because you're not. And MIND YOUR OWN BLOODY BUSINESS!!!!

Latest UPDATE: I was just being told that THAT FUCKER thinks that I wouldn't make a good mother cos I have tattoo. GO FIGURE!!!

SOB!!

Why do men tend to think women who go clubbing are cheap sluts? Seriously!! Just because we drink & dance our ass off does not mean we're easy. In fact, we are far from easy cos I think those women that think they're too good to do all things they deem 'cheap' are much much easier then us.

Last Friday, my friend & I decided to hit the clubs as it's been a while since we had our ladies night together. So there we were, drinking our long island teas & flirting with this cute hunk when this good for nothing guy came to our place & had the nerve to grope my ass. Serious shit...he didn't even have the decency to say hi. Just GROPE it like it's his to begin with. Now you might think it could be an accident, but trust me when I say, I know how accident feels like. That was definitely groping. Anyways, I was too high at the time to care so I just grab my friend & decided to hit the dance floor & guess who followed us??!! The stupid perverted asshole!!! He strategically station himself behind me & (yup, you guess it) grope my ass again.

Now I was beginning to think perhaps there's a sign on my back that says, 'Grope My Ass' cos it can't be of all the assess there was at the club that night, my ass seem to be the one he's obsessing about. So I turn to him, gave him the biggest smile a woozy women could give & told him use his hands instead to shove his short dick up his own damn ass & go fuck himself!! (I think I said that loud enough that people standing around us can actually hear). Stupid guy didn't even wait for me to finish ........he just left, perhaps to find another ass to drool after.

Where do these guys came from??? Has it been that long since I've been out there that there's this new breed of guys that just do it, ask questions later. Groping ass is suppose to make me interested in you for some reason?! Is it a secret code I'm suppose to know?

'Ooooo.....that was nice of you to grope my ass. I'm interested in you too. Now can I grab your dick so that I can figure out your size then perhaps if I think your size is perfect, you can buy me a drink?'

The nerve of some fuck idiot!!!

A Piece of Mind

It's been a while.....business as usual, social life none existent ....:(

My brain has been working overtime.

Have been waking up super super early (at 5.30am no less) for the past 4 weeks. Had to do in order to beat the traffic. Felt like I was going back to school. New job has been taking over my life. BFF is pestering me with her wedding plan arrangement. Mum & I have not been in good terms this past few weeks.

March comes & goes. It's April & I'm turning 30 this month. Yup, the BIG 30!!!**sigh** Time flies when you're having fun (or not). What saddened me the most is (I know this is gonna sound silly)...I missed having to celebrate my B-day with my ex BF....

I guess I just miss HIM, period. I mean it has been a while & I think I'm ready to move on but my heart just got burned really bad that any attempt to give it another try died down pretty quickly before you could even say B-O-Y-E-E-F-R-E-N. I hate feeling this way & I know I should just be happy that I didn't get married for the wrong reason. For all I know if I were to get married 2 years ago to HIM, I would probably be a mother of one with ISSUES. And thinking back of the said issues does make me wander why I love HIM so much...* sigh* guess it's just one of those mysteries in life. But I do miss HIM a lot (still do... ) & I still love HIM but I also hate HIM all at the same time,.... it's pretty confusing at times & it just drives me nuts!!. He was after all the love of my life. And I know that when you break up with your BF & if you do still love him, you're supposed to wish him the best in life & hope that he's happy doing whatever that he's doing, well .............I for once would like to wish that...

HE'S FUCKING MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE & IF HE DOES GET MARRIED, I HOPE HE HAS A BAD ONE!!!!!!!

I am not ready to make nice....!!!

Two Cents Input Puhlez!!!

I recently have tis notty thought about my tattoo artist (whose name i shall not mention). Never quite figure out why I never thought of him that way. Nice fella & have known him for quite sometime ( 15 years or so).

now anybody who knows me know that i can get pretty anal when it comes to ahemmmm....MEN by hey, he just make my head spin every time he smile!!!(eakkk...) so for the past 2 weeks or so, i've become tis insane, obsessive person trying my very best to be flirtatious (which is so not me cos i'm shy & i do feel kinda silly sometimes).

& then last nite i had an epiphany. looking at my tattoos (which i really love & wanted to get some more, from him of course) i couldnt stop thinking if going after tis guy is a wise thing to do. where would i go to get ink if i made fool of myself & i wld be too embarrass to go to his place after that? & what if i succeeded in my quests but things doesn't end well down the road...where would i go then?? tattoo artist r like ur soul mate, once u find THE ONE who understands u, there is no way ur gonna go to someone else (weird no?) & besides a good artist r really hard to find. Do i really want to ruin tis fantasy i have with him....(arhhhhggg) or just bite the bullet & just have a go??

Now, u must be wandering why i'm asking a stranger's opinion. Cos my friends' ideas semua tak pakai & they give opinion U want to hear & not being objective about it. I hate it when i coulnt make up my own decision...so HELP!!??